those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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