Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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