and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
it was like eating out sand paper
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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