I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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