She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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