hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
