is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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