Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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