help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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