I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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