My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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