Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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