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Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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