if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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