thus making me awesome and them whores
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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