Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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