it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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