You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
