He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I think I am morally bankrupt
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Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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