I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
