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(410): View more from Maryland

Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.

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(630): View more from Illinois

You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..

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(618): View more from Illinois

Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....

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(732): View more from New Jersey

wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable

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(813): View more from Florida

Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking

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(216): View more from Ohio

Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex

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(901): View more from Tennessee

It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.

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