Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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