You made me cry and you don't even care
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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