Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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