I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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