Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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