I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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