Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Your topless pictures make me question reality
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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