susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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