We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
How external is "for external use only"?
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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