That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
The struggles of a small town man whore
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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