people are starting to question the shark bite story
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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