Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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