I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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