Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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