she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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