I just threw up on my dentist
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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