He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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