How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
