I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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