Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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