what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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