Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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