'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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