I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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