Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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