I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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