It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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