that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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