Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
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she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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