And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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