I can't breathe out the right side of my face
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize