i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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