I just cut my nipple shaving
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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