She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
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have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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